OK WORD.UP. Late summer is a super busy time- and don't think this shit is going to be scheduled programming.
Just wrapped up the most amazing wedding attendance- where i delivered a beast of a centerpiece COVERED in CapitalCityBurlesque style glitter. Apartamante it was loaded with COKE references...? Seriously? Seriously. But it was basically a reunion of gorgeous hipster preportions.
Moving on...
Tip#2: GIT your SHIT together!!!
Latest brainspark/fart on the grouping- are you a penwhore? I fucking swipe pens like some weird sleepwalking inksniffin klepto. And working for THE MAN does NOT help (all fucking hail papermatemediuminkclickpen2012!.....P.S. Kloe Kardashian's fertility specialist was using one in the next to season finaleeeeeeeeeeeee!). i used to be the same way with lighters while I still smoked. My friends would SERIOUSLY shake me down as I left a room and make me turn my pockets out while i would protest-inSULted! And i would be holding onto from 2-4 lighters. Every.Fucking.TIME. i always wished i could do the same with fives *schtick*.
So i am a penwhore. my littlest sis is a glosswhore- we do periodic bagdumps on her to count how many shiny sparkly pink lipglosses she's packin and the worst was 21. Seriously? Seriously.
Ok so that just fucks up your purse/satchel/shitsack. it sucks up TIME digging through all that hardware. AND YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING DITZ! Well on that note i also have been noticing that I ALWAYS have hair elastics floating around. Another I can not live without. SO tonight I realized if i wrapped all the pens (and a few glosses) together it would save me MANYFUCKINGMINUTES a day. i would also be aware of how many pens I'm carrying- it is all about soothing that fucking panic of being without... like, suddenly in the can at some gastop and wanting to write the most perfect FUCK above the toilet paper and HAVE NO JIFFY TO WRITE IT. Or like someone's phone number or a reminder to google Morgan Freeman's fucked up relationship with his stepgrandaughter later tonight- and what better to wrap those timesucking fuckers in? The damn hair elastics.
Honestly this is fucking jenga, bitches.
