This seriously was my first genius I'll-fucking-show-ALL-Y'ALL-how-to-live idea that made me say "I should SERIOUSLY have a fucking blog. Seriously.":
Tip #3: Garbage Sucks
...and hoarding sucks but adorable plastic shopping bags DO NOT SUCK. They are FREE, okay? So you take cute plastic shopping bags, turn them inside out and stuff them in the garbage can.
And then while you pile in babywipes and kleenexes and hairballs and broken teeth you can look past the crud at the adorable graphic from PleaseMumFuckingPLEASE & be all "my life is sooooo cute...". You can even coordinate it with your fucking TOWELS. Your garbage looks WAYYYY better, girl. *shudder*
WARNING: THIS IS ABOUT MENSES
This kind of garbage ALSO sucks- holy crap do you blow alot of toilet paper wrappin that shit up. I like keeping old gossip rags (HA) that my foolish sisters buy during the summer in my bathroom cupboard. Sure they're for "reading" while you're hiding from a dinner party but then when you're droppin uterine lining like bombs just tear off pages to dispose/diguise the tamp/pad. It only takes a PAGE and nothing lightens up a hormone rage then dropping a mad mess onto a smiling Kim+Kanye photo op. Win-win motherfuckers!
Savin' the world- one irritating domestic duty at a time.
