Tip #4 Source the fuck OUT
Do you have a kid? Do you work full time? Do you live with a roomie/other who works full time? HIRE A HOUSEKEEPER. There is always someone who is willing to do that shit for a reasonable amount of moolah. i am pretty sure having a cleaning lady extended my marriage by 2 years. If you live in the dirtcity area I suggest Victoria's Housekeeping (780)604-5798. She is soooo cheap and cleans only with microfiber antibac cloths, dishsoap and occasionally vinegar. She fucking rules. So yeah- housekeeper.
Boom. Done. *micDrop*