#chewbaccaproblems

I shed like a motherfucker. And after I had my kid my hair was falling out like fucking RAIN. And the amount of time I spent crawling on my hands and fucking knees scooping it up and trying to fling it in the toilet was MADDENING.  And not only that, BENEATH ME.  Like seriously- i am a grown woman, freshly scrubbed and mosturized and here I am sweating and cursing and chasing fluffly hair all over my bathroom because I KNOW how disgustor it is to see other peoples hair. It's weird because we comb it and brush it and shampoo it and blow dry it and flat iron it and colour it and spray it and adore it and then the minute it falls off our head- BLECH!!! LEPER!! VILE!! BEASTLY!! 

So, after about a year of scrambling around trying to keep up with the hairballs and ahead of the gagballs, I was like- there has got to be a better way.  A vacuum in the bathrooom is ridic, and a small dustbuster seems like a good idea but I never got around to buying one- let alone one for each bathroom.  And then I thought maybe a swiffer but again it would be OUT and you would SEE the hair so no and THEN BAM!!  the ultimate-

Hot tip #5: SWIFFER DUSTER *angelchoir* obliterates #chewbaccaproblems

Holy SHIT is that plasticky fluffy abberation of nature AMAZEBALLZ! SWIFFER DUSTER FOREVER!!!! *fist-to-sky*  So I have one of those under my sink, and to contain it's ewww-hair factor I keep it dusty side down in an empty deep-ish plastic container.  i am TELLING YA- this works like a dream- super fast, super clingy and super reusable.

Here's another trick I just figured out- this is way more expensice, but effective quick hair picker upper- POST IT NOTES.  you drag one of those bitches across the floor and it picks up EVERYTHING.  They're totes expensive but if you work at an office or have a stack that's been bitched (maybe by an overzealous 3 year old AHEM) you can pop it into the drawer to use before your mother in law comes over.

Seriously, this shit is GOLD people.